PiAnt Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 He was their little treasure, but only on account of his sunken chest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 If this pic doesn't get you a reply on date in asia dot com, nothing will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Ulrika wondered if she'd brushed her fringe before the family portrait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Young Valter appeared to be the only one who didn't know there was a huge bag of dog food in the background; or he just didn't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Mom ! Dad i've become an exotic dancer...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 After Uncle Olaf's favourite pet rabbit passed away during the night, Auntie Ingrid did her best to find an exact replacement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Alrik and Anna Andersson couldn't have been more wrong when they assumed that their son had become a priest after he told them he had taken to "Wearing a dog collar." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hideaway Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Mommy, Daddy! I've finished my exercises......! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Out garnering support for his election campaign, the Mississippi Republican candidate, finding no baby to kiss, went for plan B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 The prequel to 'The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo' did not do as well as expected. Author, Stieg Larsson said "I thought 'The Boy With The Rabbit Suit' would be a winner... Looks like I should have listened to my wife... my friends, publisher and therapist." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Though he couldn't figure out why, Sven's events never enjoyed the turnout he expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drlovelife8 Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Someone dropped some Peyote into Eagle's weed, and fun it wasn't. That's ******* hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 "Come on, Mum and Dad - get your costumes on! It's time for the Sexy-Winnie-the-Pooh-Character party to start! Mum - you can be piglet...and Dad you're obviously going to be Eyeore!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 "All together now!! The wonderful thing about Tiggers, Is Tiggers are wonderful things! Their knobs are made out of rubber. Their bottoms have tight little rings! They're bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy. Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun! But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is.... I'm the horny one!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted May 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 sheesh you're a funny bunch of bastards!!! Joint winners and sharing the prize of 2 GBP worth of vouchers for Lidll, are Beej for his peyote caption and Dave for his Girl with the Dragon Tattoo caption. Well done guys and don't spend the prize all at once. Number 2; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beej Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 I'm gonna be adding these vouchers you bastard face, my Jew eye will be placing a Lidle order on your return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funky_house Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 sheesh you're a funny bunch of bastards!!!Joint winners and sharing the prize of 2 GBP worth of vouchers for Lidll, are Beej for his peyote caption and Dave for his Girl with the Dragon Tattoo caption. Well done guys and don't spend the prize all at once. Number 2; The superheroes girded themselves for the Big Bangkok Cleanup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 1 Superheroes' daytrip to Chernobyl proves a huge success. 2 The queue for Robin's kiss-a-thon was orderly although not long. 3 Fathers for Justice finally outed in a sting operation by News of the World's Mahzer Mahmood. 4 All Adam Wests' dreams come true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 In a momentary flash of lightning it is now known what superheroes do at night when there's no trouble around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 "Buttman and Throbbin'" Cuming soon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Congratulations to Robin... Winner of The Biggest Loser Superheroes competition. Other contestants look on with bitter disappointment and jealousy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 When crabs attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted May 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 and the winner is Dave for 'Fathers for Justice finally outed in a sting operation by News of the World's Mahzer Mahmood. ' He wins the services of Dr Lovelife as a maid for a week. numero drei... :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karnie Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 i love this thread although i dont get nor had a laugh on some of them but some really gave me smile on my face. thank you, sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 1) Zippy, Bungle, George and Geoffrey were unconvinced by the new presenters - Slutty and The Ungrateful Dead. 2) Shocking evidence proves the World Food Program wasted valuable time on presenting food in a humorous and entertaining fashion. 3) Comic Relief's latest aid arrives too late for some people. Bob Geldof said to be '******* livid with Hale and Pace." 4) Coco's hunger strike for better pay and conditions for clowns entered its 98th week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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