iBatch 7 Posted September 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 i made love to a porn star because the world will end tomorrow...kunny's granny! my granny was a porn star :shock: did ya liker her toothless and sloppy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
theotherside 0 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 lol so funny make me lauhg so much Quote Link to post Share on other sites
English_Bob 6 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 I stabbed a woman with HIV because I was high.... that's just disturbing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
theotherside 0 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 i masturbated with George bush cuz my mom told me to..WTF! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
digitalcat 0 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 I shot a DVD player because i slit my wrists Quote Link to post Share on other sites
theotherside 0 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 oioi scary Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SweetieBabie 5 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 I am not gonna tell you my birthday. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tonyP 1 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 I looked at a woman with HIV because my mum told me to. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ngairo 2 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 I slept with George Bush because I like chocolate....yeeeeew!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aphrodite 3 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 I masturbated with the pope Because I hate school :shock: :shock: Thats totally IMPOSSIBLE because 1) The pope is too old for me, I can do it on my own 2) I love going to school ^^ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frans65 0 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 I had sex with a DVD player because my mom told me to......(now i never listen to her anymore!) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
English_Bob 6 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 I am not gonna tell you my birthday. 17 September 1980 :twisted: So.... You shot a pornstar because you wanted to commit suicide... :wink: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Admin_2 13 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 I shot George Bush because it calms me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Teddy 4 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 I wrestled the Easter Bunny because I was high. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SomAmour 0 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 I slept with the pope because my mom told me to !!!! :puke_right: :puke_right: :puke_right: even if he is the last man on earth i will never do it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AYJeezy 0 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 I slapped your house because I had to masterbate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DJTX 2 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 I made love to my teacher because I was high :shock: Sure hope it was my 9th grade Spanish teache :roll: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
badman1970 0 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 i wrestled governor swartenegar because im horny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DuskyShandy 0 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 i wrestled governor swartenegar because im horny Nice one mate. In jello? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stramash 11 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 I put up 4 rolls of Hannah Montana wallpaper... and I didn't need any paste... :wink: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DuskyShandy 0 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 I put up 4 rolls of Hannah Montana wallpaper...and I didn't need any paste... :wink: I heard she's got a couple up of you too mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stramash 11 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 I put up 4 rolls of Hannah Montana wallpaper...and I didn't need any paste... :wink: I heard she's got a couple up of you too mate. yup, and I provided the paste for them too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zleepy 0 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 "I laughed at a woman with HIV because my mom told me to." That's not very nice is it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stramash 11 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 "I laughed at a woman with HIV because my mom told me to."That's not very nice is it. yeah, but his mum's a c*nt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DANNO 3 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 I crapped a married Mom because I'm horny ----WTF Where's this leading? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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