Yes, its "D-o-n-k-y" not D-o-n-k-e-yIts the name of a chicken restaurant chain in Korea, and the Koreans just don't understand why I think its funny. Do you know what I mean. Donky Chicken.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
A thief
Ok so the other day, someone posted this monstrosity of a dubstep track....I think he meant it as a joke...but nonetheless, I want to share a dubstep track which really hits home how I like my dubstep to sound.
Hope you guys enjoy....and have a nice weekend
Hello my fellow, I havent written journal for awhile as Im lazy. Anyway today I have a few thing to write, first of all ....
Tomorrow (I write today cuz tomorrow I won't be home) is going to be my first year Anniversary with Mr.Vincent
So glad we have made it and we got along so well and we decide going to get married in January
Thank you hunny for being there for me in every situation joob joob
Second of all....I went to pick up my Wedding dress at tailor last thrusday I was so happy an
First off, if you have an iPhone and its not with a True package, watch out this month if your GPRS gets turned on by an update, I just had an 18,000 baht bill from DTAC for the first 3 weeks of this month.They were nice enough to wipe it clean and explain that they have had hundreds of people come in this month and last due to this problem.. Secondly anyone know a good outlet store? We are off snowboarding for Christmas and its hard to find good goose down filled Jackets in Bangkok for obvious
Damn this stuff would never happen to me! Some lucky people got to cop a feel, I mean got to touch Beyonce!
Beyonce went crowd surfing in London during a recent show, which means dozens of people got to cop the feel of a lifetime.
The impromptu stage dive was documented by a few fans and shows Beyonce, decked out in a leotard and high heels, runs and jumps face first into the arms of the adoring crowd. She kept singing as she was suspended and even did a little turn, ending the magical m
Ok so seeing as this journal thing seems pretty pointless to me because I have no idea what to do, but I suppose putting random stuff here fulfills the criteria so here goes My first trip to thailand back in 2007 stopping off at Bangkok on route to Phuket; Then in phuket only have a couple of photos but hey better than nothing, first one is Laguna Beach (i think, feel free to correct me if im wrong)
The journey to this beach fulfilled most of my days to be honest, when i wasn't recoveri
Robbie Williams - Supreme
STOP했다고 BACK이 쉬운 것이 아니다. 지금까지 겪어온 포인트를 다시 겪어야 한다.
지갑과 가방에서 5천K 잔돈과 칫솔 몇 개를 따로 준비한다. 다시 BACK을 하기 위한 사례금이다. 과연 그 누가 이 뜨거운 태양아래 진흙탕에 빠진 날 선의로만 도와주겠는가? 그렇게 생각한다면 넘 순진한 착각이다.
들어올 때보다 2배는 더 힘든 상황이다. 나에겐 더이상의 체력이 남아있지 않다. 딸릉이 넘의 핸들을 잡고 있는 것만으로도 버거운데..
그렇게 흥정과 고난, 탈출을 반복한다. 이미 난 거의 반실신 상황에까지 이른다. 내가 더이상 진행을 하지 못하고, 진흙 도로에 누워버리자, 인근 원두막에 모여있던 청년들이 다가와, 계속 진행하라고 독촉한다. 두려운 것이다. 자신들이 있는 포인트에서 외국인이 사고가 나는 것이.. 이 곳은 국가 통제력이 강력한 사회주의 국가이지 않는가.
Not very proud of it cos my friend Justin sorta beat me at this one
(he could take 55 baboons!)
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Enjoy!
This guy has a 1000BHP Bugatti Veyron worth $1,000,000.
He dumps it in a lake and then say there was a low flying bird that made him crash......What an ass!!!
I now this is a few days old, so for those who havent seen it...'ere ye go.
The latest global corruption perception index is out.The US fell from 18 to 19. Thailand fell 4 spots to 84. Always interesting to read and discuss. http://www.transparency.org/policy_research/surveys_indices/cpi/2009/cpi_2009_table
I know everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which sex you are.
This morning on the Interstate-75, I looked over to my left and there was a -----
Woman
In a brand new Cadillac
Doing 65 mph
With her face up next to her
rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away
For a couple seconds!
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much---
I dropped My e
I'm planing my 4 months off. Will be in Romania after NYE then Greece, Italy, India and should be in Thailand by the end of Jan to hang out with a couple of friends from the big apple and some of you :)They should get there before me and looking for some idea of where to stay, hang out and such in BKK since I can't help them much about it.
One of them is my very close friend and he will be working as a Model and Actor while he is there for a month. It would be nice if someone could help him
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Face Off with a Deadly Predator
Leopard Seals are among the largest predators in Antarctic waters. They can be aggressive or playful. They have been known to attack and kill people. Nonetheless, photographer Paul Necklen sought them out. Sure enough, Necklen came face to face with a giant female. But she didn’t attack. Instead, she seemingly adopted Necklen. The teeth on this seal was amazingly sharp...They spent four days together And the results were some stunning up-close photographs.
