Stramash Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 Queeran!!!!! He will be popular with gay Muslims... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simply_oriental Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 and he throws gay hissy fits when ppl spell his name wrong also !! ;-) He always did tat no matter spell his name right or wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 He always did tat no matter spell his name right or wrong NO I BLOODY WELL DON'T OK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieJR Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 Queeran!!!!! On that note, are you allowed out tonight or is homosexuality getting the better of you.....AGAIN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 Why am I not surprised??? And I think this post is in the wrong thread - here, it's about jokes and not confessions! A G R E E 1 0 0 % but when was the last time u do that p'Iain? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 A G R E E 1 0 0 % but when was the last time u do that p'Iain? lol 5 minutes ago. Just taking the lippy off ; ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 On that note, are you allowed out tonight or is homosexuality getting the better of you.....AGAIN! Of course babes. Will give you a shout in a little while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 My girlfriend asked, "Do you want to get married?" I said, "Sure." She said, "Great, when?" I said, "Well like every other guy, when I meet the right girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 My girlfriend asked, "Do you want to get married?"I said, "Sure." She said, "Great, when?" I said, "Well like every other guy, when I meet the right girl. I think u can NOT get marry as it seems like u prefer homo masturbration than the real............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieJR Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 My wife and I auditioned for Britain's Got Talent last month. Simon said, "What is your act?" I said, "Magic." He said, "Okay, so what are you both going to do?" I said, "We are going to make a child disappear into thin air." He said, "Have you ever done this before?" I said, "Yes, once." He said, "Okay Gerry & Kate, good luck." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 I think u can NOT get marry as it seems like u prefer homo masturbration than the real............... But I am waiting for you to say 'yes'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieJR Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 But I am waiting for you to say 'yes'... Hmmm would a kilt not clash with a straight jacket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 I think u can NOT get marry as it seems like u prefer homo masturbration than the real............... but that IS the real thing !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geee Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 55555555555555555 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 Last week, a Muslim woman was seen shoplifting. She was caught on camera. Police are looking for a woman with dark eyes. Q. How do you separate a Muslim man from a Muslim boy? A. With a crowbar. A Muslim woman was walking past this building site in Mecca when a group of Muslim builders shouted, "Show us your face." Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the 7th century. They're calling it 'Islam'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 I was driving my wife to work this morning when she suddenly pushed my hand from the gear lever "What are you doing?" I asked "Well," she said, "I've kept quiet for too long and I'm sick of you not concentrating on your driving - you do the steering and I'll stir the petrol" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Last week, a Muslim woman was seen shoplifting. She was caught on camera. Police are looking for a woman with dark eyes. Q. How do you separate a Muslim man from a Muslim boy? A. With a crowbar. A Muslim woman was walking past this building site in Mecca when a group of Muslim builders shouted, "Show us your face." Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the 7th century. They're calling it 'Islam'. what's the point? mr and how these statements are JOKE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 what's the point? mr and how these statements are JOKE? Well, not exactly jokes, but true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simply_oriental Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 I found this one 'BEST JOKE' award winner in UK One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says 'You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here.' The astonished Chinese man replied 'It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese'. 'Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,' replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says 'You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship.' Shocked, Spielberg replies 'It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.' The Chinese replies, 'Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simply_oriental Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer. A husband, "Put 'MYPENIS' " and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause on screen was error, "Error. Not long enough." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simply_oriental Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, 'Mother of Six', in spite of her objections. One night they went to a party. He decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice,"Shall we go home, Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 A young boy and his father were in a store when they walked past a rack of condoms. Being a curious young lad, the boy asked his father, "What are these things daddy?" His dad said, "Condoms son." The boy asked, "Why do they come in packs of 1,3, and 12?" The dad replied, "The packs with one are for the high school boys; one for Saturday night, the ones with three are for the college boys; one for Friday, Saturday and Sunday, and the ones with twelve in them are for the married men; one for January, one for February, one for March..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 ''Celibate gay men could be bishops' '' That's disgusting... people wanting to be bishops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 ''Celibate gay men could be bishops' '' That's disgusting... people wanting to be bishops. Conclusion: Never be an altar boy or allow your kids to be one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simply_oriental Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 ''Celibate gay men could be bishops' '' That's disgusting... people wanting to be bishops. I agree! bishops must not be gay.But P'Iain you can,never mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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