Stramash Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car? he's got a better f**king agent !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 how do blind people know when they are finished wiping their ass? :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 how do blind people know when they are finished wiping their a*s? :shock: Smell? :puke_right: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crustyjuggler Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 how do blind people know when they are finished wiping their a*s? :shock: one bark for 'keep wiping' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 how do blind people know when they are finished wiping their a*s? :shock: or your could try to wipe your a*s with your eyes closed. You might find the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetieBabie Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 how do blind people know when they are finished wiping their a*s? :shock: or your could try to wipe your a*s with your eyes closed. You might find the answer. Use the water spray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 how do blind people know when they are finished wiping their a*s? :shock: or your could try to wipe your a*s with your eyes closed. You might find the answer. Use the water spray. That's nasty, Babe. Very nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 how do blind people know when they are finished wiping their a*s? :shock: or your could try to wipe your a*s with your eyes closed. You might find the answer. experiment attempted while blindfolded, and there is no definitive way to tell. do you; a) touch the toilet paper to see if it is completely dry and waste free? smell the toliet paper after latter wipes (disadvantage here is that there may be some residual smell) c) Use bidet/water spray to ensure cleanliness (but what if neither of these options are present?) d) Train your guide dog to bark when the loo paper is clean? e) walk about with a stripy brown ass? :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 or f) hire someone to wipe your ass for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 or g) drag your ass along the carpet the way the dog does! :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grezzzy_greer Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 how do blind people know when they are finished wiping their a*s? :shock: or your could try to wipe your a*s with your eyes closed. You might find the answer. Use the water spray. That's nasty, Babe. Very nasty. But not half as bad as the weird toilets in Holland - so... Why do Dutch toilets have a nice little flat "pan" area for the business to land - do Dutch people really inspect their poo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 how do blind people know when they are finished wiping their a*s? :shock: or your could try to wipe your a*s with your eyes closed. You might find the answer. Use the water spray. That's nasty, Babe. Very nasty. But not half as bad as the weird toilets in Holland - so... Why do Dutch toilets have a nice little flat "pan" area for the business to land - do Dutch people really inspect their poo? No, Gillian McKeith has moved to Amsterdam... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 how do blind people know when they are finished wiping their a*s? :shock: or your could try to wipe your a*s with your eyes closed. You might find the answer. Use the water spray. That's nasty, Babe. Very nasty. But not half as bad as the weird toilets in Holland - so... Why do Dutch toilets have a nice little flat "pan" area for the business to land - do Dutch people really inspect their poo? Never used Dutch toilet but tried something like this (in Poland and that was the real deal) :x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Is there a technical term for the moment when you look at someone and see them in a completely new light? You know. When you've been dating 3 months and one day you suddenly think, "Jesus! Her face is too angular and pointy!" For 3 months, you loved her delicate features and high cheekbones, now she looks like Skeletor! (I suppose there's another, more positive situation where you suddenly think, "Hey, wow! My co-worker is hot" or "Yeah, I just wanna wake up with this person every day forever." ---- shudder). But usually it's "My God! What have I done! Was I blind?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJack Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Is there a technical term for the moment when you look at someone and see them in a completely new light?You know. When you've been dating 3 months and one day you suddenly think, "Jesus! Her face is too angular and pointy!" For 3 months, you loved her delicate features and high cheekbones, now she looks like Skeletor! (I suppose there's another, more positive situation where you suddenly think, "Hey, wow! My co-worker is hot" or "Yeah, I just wanna wake up with this person every day forever." ---- shudder). But usually it's "My God! What have I done! Was I blind?!" its called sobriety Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hobbes Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 how do blind people know when they are finished wiping their a*s? :shock: or your could try to wipe your a*s with your eyes closed. You might find the answer. Use the water spray. That's nasty, Babe. Very nasty. But not half as bad as the weird toilets in Holland - so... Why do Dutch toilets have a nice little flat "pan" area for the business to land - do Dutch people really inspect their poo? Never used Dutch toilet but tried something like this (in Poland and that was the real deal) :x It was done for public health reason at the turn of the century (19th to 20th), so people could see if they had worms or other parasites or blood in their stool. Less of a necessity nowadays of course but can still come in handy. :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalcat Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David? Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies? :? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakeGeneve Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 ^I suspect the Japanese will soon invent a toilet that automatically does a stoll analysis every time one takes a dump and prints out the results. how do blind people know when they are finished wiping their a*s? :shock: or your could try to wipe your a*s with your eyes closed. You might find the answer. Use the water spray. That's nasty, Babe. Very nasty. I seem to recollect a TF journal posted last year by a beefy, macho male member who described in detail his morning delight of washing his arse after going to the toilet with the high pressure water hose. He then was quite upset when some TFers commented that it all sounded a bit gay. Given that most people in SE asia wipe their arse with their left hand on a squat toilet, then I think it is not too difficult for a blind person in the region to know that they have a clean arse. (Which is why one should never offer your left hand when greeting someone - in Indo you'll be called a kidal, lefty - a derogative term). As an example, a blind person in Indo probably ends up with a cleaner arse than the average paper tissue wiper in the US. (No, I have not undertaken any survey on the matter!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigKus Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 One more strange thing which currently happen to me. Why there has daily newspaper been delivered to my house every morning this week ? :shock: . I didnt subcribe for week-day newspaper but just weekend. Grr.. ¡ÑÇ ...¡ÑÇ .. :x (¡ÅÑÇÃѹµÒÃÃÒ¤Ô´µÑ§¤ì) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zleepy Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 I didnt subcribe for week-day newspaper but just weekend.Grr.. but you'll probably be billed for it. :evil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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