Gay guys give good advice
Friday, June 05, 09 it was speed dating event, which is my first time It was fun. I don?t remember those 10 guys that I dated excepted Mr. 007Jamie and Mr. 001Gee.
There were 10 handsome and nice guys and each of them sitting in a table and girls got to run a round in every 5 minutes. I?m so dizzy coz I?m not young anymore and I lost a paper of name list of those guys so I didn?t hand in the paper.
There was a guy which I don't remember his name. He keeps burping for the first 3 minutes on our 5 minutes dating so we have only 2 minutes left to chat? I don?t know what other people would think of that, but for me he is really charming and nature. What a sexy man he is!!!!
While dating with 007Jamie he mentioned about he came across a magazine about gay guys give advice to his female friends at his office.
007Jamie: I saw a column in a magazine about how to do the best blow job for girls to guys.
Me: Reallyyyyy?..?
007Jamie: it written by gay guys to his female friends, so I think I should make you a copy.
Me: Thanks a lot, I really appreciated that??
After speed dating over. Mr. CiaranM came out of nowhere, he standing a meter far from me. Since the pub is full of people chatting and music sound made me heard Mr. CiaranM?s words not so clear. Also his accent that I never get used to and my limit of English. I was gathering some of his words but not in whole sentences:
Mr. CiaranM: blow job - Mr. Kiwi - not happy - blow job - you?re mental - blow job- important - blow job.
I heard he say ?blow job? a hundred time that night but didn?t get whole story or point.
I was thinking probably this advice come from ?U don?t know how to make man happy? hehe.
I wonder those 2 guys ever do/did/done because they love to talk about it. I know a guy who doesn?t like to talk or I hardly hear he talks about it but he LOVES to do it. He is our hero Mr.001Gee, number 1 gentleman. At lovely_lovely and CherryAtwood?s event last month. While girls gathering taking photo, I was in middle. I felt there were some hands about my body, stroking from my abdomen down to my hip. Believe me it was sensual touches and more over I felt something rubbing at my butt and I turn to look at him oh god his manhood rubbing me..hoho..
And while we were dating I have some questions to ask:
Me: how often that you go to fitness
001Gee: once a week
Me: that is not enough, u should go everyday
001Gee: its ok, doctor say my physical is perfect and he suggests me to have bio or organic food.
I think he didn?t get what I mean, I?ve experience some guys rubbing me like that long time ago but P? Gee is different case?anyway, I never forget my promise I gave to him, that in the next 3 years if both of us still single. We shall talk about serious relationship. Make sure you match my specific and simple qualification as to be MATURITY + CALM + INNER PEACE ;) Ahem?
06.06.09. On Saturday morning 9.00 AM I went up to the roof top of my apartment to pick my cloths that was hanging since last night. I was about to take my cloths, there are 2 dogs came out of nowhere one was use his front legs hugging my upper thigh tightly and start humping adroitly. Oh this is my first experience. My brother told me once he & his friend visit other friend, and while the owner cooking in the kitchen. My bro and a friend sitting in guest room. There was a dog came out of nowhere start humping my bro's friend until that dog came, splashing sperm over a floor. and that scary me a lot. I was thinking, what I?m going to do with this dog. Luckily, its master calling and then he ran away. Thank God! (Almost lost virginity to a dog) huhu
I hurriedly back to my room and I told a cousin.
Cousin: see? Even dog you are no exception
Me: what do u mean? You mean I am irresistible or what?
Cousin: ask Milk whisky.
Why Milk whisky? probably she read and knows a lot about Kama Sutra, 64 art ways how to drive a man crazy that is why if anyone has question go to her. But now she got herself a bf, Mr. Diehard4 (this name is given by based on his performances) So she hasn?t got much time for friends and family due to busy. (business time of diehard4) hu hu
In the evening it was Mr. Grizzly?s birthday party. There were lots of people joining. 007Jamie came late with his gift to Mr. Grizzly and he handed me 2 pages of paper. I was about to read, my friend Ms. Human Specialist took it from my hand. And I saw again my papers were detached. These two girls are having problem with their eye sights but seem like it?s no big deal to them. well even Mr. Polarbear wants to read, see if it true to what he has in mind. I told girls I will scan this info and send by email so that they can do physical practice. Up until now I haven?t got time yet coz afraid some ppl here would read. If any girl wants please let me know or if you shy PM me
I have chance to read these papers on Sunday afternoon, I must say if I could do as paper said I would be as if a serial killer?. sound like a crime!!!!
Thinking of conversation with 007Jamie the other days about 3 dates shagging rule thing. I was so curious why he set this rule up and because of this rule that caused I lost virginity?hehe..Finally it?s a time
so I got to ask:
Me: why u set 3 dates shagging rule up, give me a good reason and what the point?
007Jamie: guy has to pay for dinner and drinks, movies and etc.... That is high of invest.
Me: oh hmmm?Make sense!!!
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