Last night I was called by a friend. We were chatting for over 2 hours about political riot, SOS low interest home loan, girly things and relationships which is girl’s favorite subjects. My friend now is 34 years she has a bf who’s 27 years. He is young handsome, intelligent man with muscular body.

Me: so you’ll have a baby with him after you over 35?

Friend: No, I don’t think God will punish me that long. I will trick him not to wear condom next time we make love so that I can conceive a child with him.

Me: are you going to make him uncontrollable ejaculation?

Friend: Yes, but he hold it so long of love making so I think I will change location maybe in the pool, roof top or near the dam beside ocean marina ship.

Me: sound like psychological plan to excite your bf in such place and make it like you don’t expect to have sex so this could work out well.

She planed to have baby before she’s over 35 by tricking her bf to leak or spill his coconut milk because she believes that her young bf could give her a beautiful smart boy. She is high confident of her bed role but her bf can hold his ejaculate so well so she believe if they make love in different place it MUST memorize him to leak or spill his... I think trying to lose virginity is easier than stealing a man’s coconut milk. She isn’t a thieve but she doesn’t want to spook him.

So the question is which places is the most excited place to you to do that….. see below given:

A.    The swimming pool.

B.   The roof top of high building.

C.   Near the dam…

D.   Others…………..(your suggestion if any)

Any suggestion will do because this operation needs to be done before she’s over 35. I love helping people so please do good deed gentlemen helping my friend achieve her goal. Don’t be shy, don’t be shy she would be appreciated and welcome to all suggestion.

Last year I couldn’t help a friend who is in her early forties to find a guy to make baby with in time because it’s was not easy to match ppl, but this friend is already has bf so she’s still has chance, isn’t it? This is all I could do to help my friend now. So please tell her what make you uncontrollably ejaculation?

They said young men’s sperm is less sluggish and less swimming backward than men who are over 35. I don’t know if it’s true…

Anyway, it’s important and useful to her and some……I’m sure you would come up with some ideas as you know most of woman fear of number 40. Hope you are not disappointed her….THANKS…

Sorry - not helping. This is a bad trick to play on someone. It's dishonest and ruins the trust.

(I still like you though)

I agree with EB

sorry Soda ... trying to trick ANY guy into getting a girl pregnant is an incredibly stupid ******* idea !!!

ur friend better think this through or things could go pear-*******-shaped BIG TIME !!!!

It is a NO-NO if BF is not ready to have his own baby especially tricking him.... not a good choice at all.

Alimony and spousal support... Hoorah !!!

Defintely not good!!! Problems will occur!

Now I'm not sure I like coconut milk anymore

He should be given a choice in the matter.

He may still do it, but definitely should be given a choice.

Think about how a girl would feel if her bf made her pregnant when she didn't want to be.

Making a baby is probably the most important decision TWO people will ever make.

be a fair player my dear baby is got to be born with the love of the two not by accident! it's a serious issue there ..unlike making a baby doll ja

Your plan is a plan of an clumsy, innocent amateur as usual, which may or may not work with a lot of consequences involved.

The professional extracts sperm by force, conserves it and processes in vitro fertilization, for the highest success rate.

NOT FAIR AT ALL, i agree with all the guys here ....

WTF??

This is horrible.

Agree with Japam, its the same as a guy tricking a girl knowing he has an STD or something. Unacceptable.

your point is????

1. try to trick a guy

2. find the place to do like ...Near the dam???

3. what make you uncontrollably ejaculation?

ahhh.....I'll come back to read once again

My opinion such like them ... The Baby which born by trickery... it`s terrible

not much of a relationship,, if thats what its come to he is just a sperm donor. I'd feel sorry for a child born such a way.

after 35 sperm swims backwards huh? your friend doesn't sound very bright.......

Can't help it in this case but all I can say is....

I can't believe how stoopid people can be.

Sorry for being so directly.

surprised at you dear Soda; you can normally be so wise, but this is just encouraging deceit...

Tell him, "would you like to get another girl to join us?"

It works, satisfaction garanteed.

are you ******* kidding me???? you want to help someone lie and deceive to bring a child into this world unbeknown to the father??? unbelievably f**ked up.

probably go with the rooftop.

haha Miss Soda I miss you. Maybe let he drink little bit and your friend dress something sexy ,dam or swimming pool is good enough i guess:)

That is a very very bad idea Soda, and it supprises me that you would want to help your friend do such a bad thing. Does she have enough money to raise a child on her own? Does she think her BF will marry her? Most of the girls that work in the gogo bars, and other places, do so because they have a child, and no father, and that is the only way they can make enough money to raise their child, with the child back home with mother in her village being raised with all the other kids without fathers.

If she still wants to, then she should talk with her BF, and be truthful with him about it. Absolutely a bad thing to trick him. Both of you should watch the movie "An officer, and a gentalman", then think about what she wants to do again.

If she still wants to trick him then give him a BG, and spit into a tampon, then she knows what to do with it. But still this is a very very bad thing to do, tricking him. He will leave her, and she will be alone with her child. The things she will have to do to raise the child can change her life for the worse if she really does this, unless she is rich, and can afford it.

It is true SODA this is a bad idea for the man, your friend and the baby... Get new plan fora long happiness

but this was true too: " I think trying to lose virginity is easier than stealing a man’s coconut milk." for sure!!

Sorry, I can't help also because I still told my boyfriend, he have to going to see a doctor for make him don't have a baby. ( I don't know what english called but I think all guys know what is that )

All the time we always have a good time in bed and don't worry about having a baby.

Sorry,